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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Chevrolet Jokes

Ahhhhhhhh..... what better source of humor........ the Chevrolet!
Q. What occupies the last 6 pages of the Chevrolet Owner's Manual?
A. The bus and train timetables.

Q. What do you call a Chevrolet on a hill?
A. A big miracle.

Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.

Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a Chevy?
A: Nobody ever cried about cutting up a Chevy.

Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope.

Q. Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks?
A. To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop.